IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT
AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT TRAFFIC LIGHTS WERE A LOT SMALLER
YOU THINK THAT’S BIG?? CHECK OUT THIS STOP SIGN I JUST GRABBED
STOP STEALING ROAD NAVIGATIONAL ESSENTIALS.
if you’re reading this i’m beautiful
BLESS RITA ORA
dont ask me to stop reblogging this bc i will not stop
who the fuck chooses the actors in infomercials
can we just stop at the fact he fell using a tape measure
doesn’t help, but substance intake does.
i dialed 666 and it rang twice and then went to voicemail??? the devil fckin SAW that i was calling, decided i wasn’t worth his time, and hit decline???? wow. fuck a fake friend where ya real friends at…………….
Anonymous said: I'd rather go for the back because hugs ♥
Did you know that hugging people can help with depression? Bless ur soul for caring about my mental & emotional health
Anonymous said: You're so adorable in a cool way LOL. The way you respond and all that sass, you're really adorable
All dat sass for all that ass 👏🍑
Anonymous said: ugh why can't I have gone to your highschool to meet you.
Cuz my high school can only handle so much #swag
Anonymous said: do you wear thongs?
You mean butt floss?