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jerkidiot:

wlovepierce:

jerkidiot:

sonnyforpresident:

jerkidiot:

jerkidiot:

IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT

REBELLION

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AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT TRAFFIC LIGHTS WERE A LOT SMALLER

YOU THINK THAT’S BIG?? CHECK OUT THIS STOP SIGN I JUST GRABBED

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STOP STEALING ROAD NAVIGATIONAL ESSENTIALS.

NO

wienrs:

if you’re reading this i’m beautiful

mtv:

mtvstyle:

BLESS RITA ORA

dont ask me to stop reblogging this bc i will not stop

mtv:

mtvstyle:

BLESS RITA ORA

dont ask me to stop reblogging this bc i will not stop

dbsharpy:

gentlemanbones:

commander-bailey:

4gifs:

It’s cool bro, I can handle this. [video]

He just fucking hands it to him.
The fucking face the elephant makes.

HOHOHOHOOOOOOOTHAT’S THE WAY I LIKE IT

dbsharpy:

gentlemanbones:

commander-bailey:

4gifs:

It’s cool bro, I can handle this. [video]

He just fucking hands it to him.

The fucking face the elephant makes.

HOHOHOHOOOOOOOTHAT’S THE WAY I LIKE IT

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sixpenceee:

Put up all the horrible “wow if that was me, I’d die” ones

For a compilation of horror sleep-over games

eatmydeck:

guy:

who the fuck chooses the actors in infomercials

can we just stop at the fact he fell using a tape measure

Sometimes talking doesn’t help, but substance intake does.

tupacabra:

i dialed 666 and it rang twice and then went to voicemail??? the devil fckin SAW that i was calling, decided i wasn’t worth his time, and hit decline???? wow. fuck a fake friend where ya real friends at…………….

Anonymous said: I'd rather go for the back because hugs ♥

Did you know that hugging people can help with depression? Bless ur soul for caring about my mental & emotional health

Anonymous said: You're so adorable in a cool way LOL. The way you respond and all that sass, you're really adorable

All dat sass for all that ass 👏🍑

theangryviolinist:

do re mi fa so done with this semester

Anonymous said: ugh why can't I have gone to your highschool to meet you.

Cuz my high school can only handle so much #swag 

Anonymous said: do you wear thongs?

You mean butt floss?